wetdreamonlegs:

Oh my
thefunniestposts:

 
lucifers-pussy:

A rare shot of one of the first make-up tests for Freddy Krueger in the original “Nightmare On Elm Street”.

lucifers-pussy:

A rare shot of one of the first make-up tests for Freddy Krueger in the original “Nightmare On Elm Street”.

“You may have stripped me of my rights, but I still get you more pussy than you”

When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,

the-absolute-funniest:

Teacher: “You got a zero”

Me: “Why?”

Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”

Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”

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oddfutureandunicorns:

prettybodies:

mariahiswinning:

obsexxed:

Buss it Open

wiide

*buss it wide open.
you’re welcome.

Lmaooo

oddfutureandunicorns:

prettybodies:

mariahiswinning:

obsexxed:

Buss it Open

wiide

*buss it wide open.

you’re welcome.

Lmaooo

beccabae:

mancub-babywoman:

I’m everybody’s reason.

Oh yeah

beccabae:

mancub-babywoman:

I’m everybody’s reason.

Oh yeah